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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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tastefullyoffensive:

[dubyawinfrey]

superbeckybear:

By David Desbois

(via fuckyeahfirefly)

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

cutietaire:

drink with me

to days

gone by

image

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animal Boop GIFs

Previously: When Cats Forget How to Cat

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"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."

- Buddha (via kushandwizdom)

thekneegrope:

sherlock sitting on the floor with a glue stick and little kid scissors glueing john’s face on the vitruvian man while nothing compares 2 u plays on the radio

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